Underground sausages
After the rainy season ends, grilled rats becomes one of the hottest snacks to buy on the side of the street.
Two of my friends were walking along the street one day, when a man with grilled rats on a stick came up to them and asked them what he was holding in his hand. One of them replied "that's a mouse." "Wrong!" the man shouted! Mice are found inside houses. These were found on the streets, so they are called underground sausages! hmmm....Then my friend asked the man, in all seriousness, "If a mouse is in a house and runs outside into the street and gets caught, is it a mouse or an underground sausage?"
good question...
Two of my friends were walking along the street one day, when a man with grilled rats on a stick came up to them and asked them what he was holding in his hand. One of them replied "that's a mouse." "Wrong!" the man shouted! Mice are found inside houses. These were found on the streets, so they are called underground sausages! hmmm....Then my friend asked the man, in all seriousness, "If a mouse is in a house and runs outside into the street and gets caught, is it a mouse or an underground sausage?"
good question...
posted by kathleentse at 1:55 pm
1 Comments:
i dunno.. i'd say, location shouldn't change the name of an animal. there's gotta be a physical difference.
here's a question, tho: what's the difference between a mouse and a rat? i caught one in my old apt and i'm not sure what it was. it was humongous, brown and gross, like a rat. but proportionally the tail was really long and the snout was kinda short, like a mouse. ?? i dunno...
did you try any of that rat snack? i'd give you mad props cuz i don't think i could do it.
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